President Kick-Ass (1997)
Created and Written by Spencer Green
Rating: *******
Summary
Criminals take over a nuclear submarine that the President is inspecting; he single-handedly overpowers them, detonates the missiles a safe distance away, then pushes the sub home.
Director
Cast
- Robinson Cross (President Kick-Ass)
Didja Know?
- This was loosely based on an incident that happened to Calvin Coolidge.
- The Constitution was secretly revised under the administration of George W. Bush to allow the President to kill whomever he wants if he feels that person is a threat to the United States or if it happens to be a day ending in the letter "y."
Famous Quotes
- (publicity)
The terrorists counted on America to cave in. They counted on America to give up. But what they didn't count on was a President…who KICKED ASS!
- (Aboard nuclear submarine, President Kick-Ass faces down a Russian terrorist holding a machine gun. He kicks the terrorist, disarms him, then points the gun at him.)
President Kick-Ass: I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States. I've already executed the Office…now it's time to execute you.
(President shoots terrorist in the head.)
President Kick-Ass: Mission accomplished.
Critical Views
"Two big wet kisses! A film our forefathers fought so we could see!" - Spruit and Meurin's Flick O Rama
